But first things first. First this. Read this first. Please, guys, no fiddling around under your kitchen sink. Remember what happened the last time you tried to fiddle around under your kitchen sink?
Yes, you thought you were so cool. You really wanted to show here a thing or two. You really wanted to show her who’s boss around the house. Remember who’s the boss? And don’t you ever forget it. And let this be a lesson to you.
Even if it is ‘just’ a drip-drip here, and a drip-drip there, just do your marriage a favor and call the plumber findlay already. You’ll be so glad you did. And so will she. She might just reward you tonight so get some rest while the plumber fixes your little problem.
So, how’s this helping you so far? How’s this face-saving exercise helping? Are you getting the picture? So far, so good? Good. Glad you’ve got it so far. Just remember, the plumber’s been there and done that. He’s been around your block a few times already. Of course, he’s gone right past your place because, guess what; somebody didn’t bother to call him. You wouldn’t have noticed him driving by, yet again.
Because, yet again, you were off your trolley, trying to fix the leak under your sink. Yet again. Just think. Not only is this a face-saving exercise, not only is this going to save your marriage; it’s going to save you a fortune too. Because trying to fix plumbing issues all by yourself ends up costing you a lot more. And in more ways than one too. The plumbing business is a sure bet. It’s guaranteed to check out for you.
Of course, you’ve still got to check that it’s a licensed service provider and all that.